Friday, January 9, 2009

Are you kidding ME???!!!!

Note : This happened a couple of months ago, but I could never bring myself to post it up, as I found it a tad too depressing...so here it goes nothing...

She always had the best relationships with food, as far as she could recall...thanking God for blessing her with good genes, that enabled her to gulp down any amount of food, of different varieties without a second thought...though she dislikes the sight of raw-eggs, she was also grateful for the fact that she isn't allergic to any sort of food...and have been able to enjoy a humongous range of food for her 20 plus years of life...

Cheese...especially...ah, the food of the gods...God's second best gift to human race...Cheese...*salivates...*

If there ever was one food that she would have chosen to eat for the rest of her life...well, besides seafood, ....cheese would be it...

She loves cheese...she really does...She could never turn cheese down...ever...In fact, if anyone were to ask her what she would like for her b'day/Christmas/Valentine, etc...it would be a bouquet of roses, and a large box of cheese...more cheddar cheese, if you please...a Danish blue cheese would be a great addition...oh ya, throw in a
Limburger cheese as well, for personal touch... (the list of demands never stop, does it?)

The taste...you can't miss it...the tangy flavor that is bound to drive your taste bud all loony and bonkers...Nachos with cheese paste, enchiladas, grilled cheese sandwiches...French fries too...cheese cakes...
a perfect compliment to a glass of red wine...the full sense of its deep, sour-ish spasms inter-twined with a mild twinge of saltiness before it mingles with the alcohol and slides right down your throat...leaving an aftertaste...your taste buds yearning for fresh supplies...is there a more perfect food that that??...

Then there came the fateful day...she could have never seen it coming...even if she had, she wouldn't have believed it...impossible to comprehend...20 plus years of enjoyment coming to a halt...

She threw up...

Real bad...

Took note that it only happened after she devours a big pan of pizza, or spagetthi with mozerella cheese...or a small tea-spoon of marble cheese cake...

Went to the docs after a week of continuous throwing up sessions...(well, she did have several takes of cheese that week...every alternate day, actually)

"Hmmm (gives her this wise-arse look)...cheese seems to be the culprit here...I think you should stop eating anything cheese-based...your stomach doesn't seem to be producing enough enzimes to break it down...hence your throwing up..."

"@%$#(&^#$@*&#$#%^#*@#$*!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tragic, you would say??...It is a CATASTROPHE, that's what it is!!!...

~ feeling extremely short-changed...

2 comments:

Duncan (a.k.a yelvertoft) said...

Oooh, bad luck Emily. As a confirmed cheesaholic (as is my wife), I feel your pain. We'll raise a glass of finest French wine, drink your health tonight.

Lessajinomoto said...

*sniff*...

Have not been able to digest cheese since then...not even milk...well, milk does not make me throw up...but it does make me feel uneasy, and bloated...and it will be followed with a full session of diarrhea with a vengeance...

heesh, some stink-hole...