Sunday, January 31, 2010

He says, she says...

  • Twas one night when her gear box wouldn't work...
  • Though she floored the clutch, it wouldn't go in gear...
  • She calls the mechanic...
  • Gear box would work only when the engine is off...not on...
  • You would have to drive the car to my place for a check-up...
  • I doesn't know how to drive a car, whose gear box doesn't work...
  • Its possible, but the roads must be clear or of light traffic to avoid any possible accidents...something like a jumpstart, the only catch is that you cannot stop the car AT ALL, till you has reached your destination...
  • I am in Seri Kembangan...
  • coincidentally Seri Kembangan is a suburb that never sleeps...NEVER...
  • the other alternative is for you to come to my shop, and take me to your car cz I don't know the way...
  • I will try....
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  • She manages to get a friend who would so kindly take her to the mechanic...
  • thank you...
  • no problem...
  • Oops...
  • What??
  • I accidentally left my car keys in the car...could you turn back??
  • no problem...
  • and he U-turns...
  • Yikes
  • What??
  • I just remembered I locked the car door before leaving...with my car keys INSIDE the car...
  • no problem...
  • and he U-turns...again...
  • crap, I also left my house keys all locked in the car...
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  • She reaches the mechanic shop and called the mechanic...
  • I will follow you and your friend in another car...
  • okay...
  • Upon reaching Seri Kembangan once more, he tries to open her locked door...successful...
  • thank God, no trouble there...
  • her car keys and house keys retrieved...
  • nothing wrong with your car...
  • What the h-ll??
  • gear-box is fine...
  • no way
  • She insisted on test drive...everything is fine...
  • car sounds slightly sluggish for a certain reason, best to take it back to my shop...
  • crap...she needed the car for work the next day...but never mind...
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  • The mechanic has gone back home...the assistant drove her car...
  • He was a friendly guy and they had a short chat on the way back to the shop...
  • She was sharing about how stupid things went, with her leaving her car keys behind, etc...
  • They reach the shop safely...
  • thank you...
  • no problem...
  • He stops short and slaps his forehead...
  • what?
  • crap...
  • why?
  • I left the store keys in my car...
  • So? Go get it from your car...what is the big deal?
  • I locked my car...
  • And?
  • My car keys is inside the shop that is locked...and the keys that open the locks of the shop is in my car that is locked...
  • ....................
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That was Lady Luck playing a joke on us...

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